e-n-o:

*shy but actually a sex freak*

givemetrills:

today is brought to you by the word :
no

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

getoffmybloghoe:

when you lose your phone in the blanket and you just 

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

vvebkinz:

mr steal yo mechanical pencil

daisyfairy:

my current mentality is “im sad and i hate myself but i have to get good grades”

laughingstation:

people that have trouble gaining weight